DIRTY MADLIBS*

Over the past two days, at least fifteen visitors--nine alone today--found my blog by running searches for "dirty MadLibs." I've always known that my blog has long been among the top search results for "dirty MadLibs," but to think that I might be the progenitor of a dirty MadLibs revolution is staggering and at times humbling. Some may argue that the uncensored director's cut of MadLibs has existed well before this Nerd started playing the game and perhaps it is safe to surmise that the dirty MadLib has been around since that very first time a MadLibs fell into the hands of a kid--or an adult...ahem--who found words like scrotum , crab, armpits, and loins inherently funny, in which case I'm not a trailblazer, after all, and all I've simply done is jumped onto a bandwagon that had always been in full swing...but maybe I'm wearing earplugs and don't hear the music and have deluded myself into believing that there isn't any music at all and I'm doing everyone a favor by bringing the music to them that I, at the end of the day, can't hear because of the ear plugs.

All that may very well be true but I am still proud to be a practitioner of the fine art of the dirty MadLib and am honored to maintain a top result in your Google and Yahoo searches for this most sophomoric and enjoyable of games.

*disclaimer: I'm very sleepy at the moment. I have a feeling that I will regret this post in the morning.