My MySpace friends received the following comment from me for approval this past weekend:
OMG YOU GOTTA SEE THE PICS FROM THIS CLUB I WENT TO.. SHE FLASHED HER TITTIESS TO EVERYONE AGAIN AND WE GOT PICS.
Hate to break it to you guys but this comment didn't come from me, a fact that should've been apparent to all of my MySpace friends. Firstly, a club isn't my weekend venue of choice, mainly because of my sensory integration disorder.
Secondly, I'm a chick. Some chick flashing her tittiess at a club isn't a very noteworthy event in my book, mainly because I'm straight but also because, goddamit, I have my own tittiess. I flash myself with my own tittiess every single day. I also see an abundance of tittiess at the gym on a daily basis. So, guess what? I don't care about tittiess. Tittiess interest me about as much as arms and chins do. Trust me. There isn't a titty in the world that would have me scrambling for my phone at a club and forwarding pics of it to my MySpace friends.
So, in closing, if you, my MySpace friend, ever receive a MySpace message from me about clubs and/or tittiess, rest assured that it's merely a phishing imposter pretending to be your Nerddd.
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4 comments:
*sniggles*
The interest me...just so I can tell my plastic surgeon what to do when I decide to get fake ones.
Cheers.
dc girl, you have 7-9 years to decide. I'll finally be ready to operate by then. :)
*quickly deletes on titties pictures from phones*
*sigh* I forgot I have my own ;)
so funny that we can use that word to refer to them ourselves...if anyone else said it, we'd probably smack them upside the head and scream disrespect.
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