Monday, March 10, 2008
T MINUS FOUR DAYS
The worst birthday gift I've received to date: full-coverage grandma briefs, gifted to me on my twelfth birthday. These briefs weren't a gag gift, readers. Oh no, no, no. They came in a festive gift bag, nestled in a sea of colored tissue paper. There was also a card in the bag, which earnestly wishing me a happy birthday.
Another worst birthday gift I've received to date: remember that lecture on biological urges to which I was subjected last year? I don't know about you but I'd say that was a pretty bad gift.
The best birthday gift I've ever received to date: everything that isn't grandma briefs or talks about biological urges.
I wonder what MP's getting me for my birthday.