Tuesday, January 09, 2007

I WANT TO MAKE BUSINESS WITH YOU

I recently received the following email on Friendster:

Hi Sabila,
I thing you're energic, smart,charm woman , want a make business(tourism) with me?
I'm a General Manager at Travel Agent in Indonesia?

It's about goddamn time someone recognized my untapped potential for tourism and my unrealized love for Indonesia. Believe you me, not everyone is cut out to be a travel agent in Indonesia. The industry needs smart thingers, which, clearly, I am. I thing all the time! Sometimes I thing so much that I get nauseous and anxious and I start to hyperventilate. That just means that I'm a more intense thinger than most people and that I thing on, like, a different level.

But what's a thinger without energic? A thinger without energic is a SLACKER and there's no room for slackers in Indonesian tourism. We need to stay AWAKE to make DREAM vacations happen...so's life, I thing, so's life. All of that being said, just remember that thingers can't get very far without being charm woman. I'm so effin' charm woman that when I walk by, some people stop and say, "Wow, she's charm woman!" while other, more perceptive people, say, "Now SHE should look into making business(tourism) in Indonesia because that's hot."

So, YES, random Indonesian General Manager at Travel Agent, I do want to make business with you!!! Call me?

10 comments:

anonymouse said...

in the words of Borat, what about sexy biznis?

Cocaine said...

Thats frigging hillarious. I couldnt help but think of Borat myself. You do have to give this guy an A for effort.

Cheers

justifiably_vertical said...

I thought he sounded nice, just not exceedingly adept at speaking english.
Its not easy being an Indonesian bachelor you know

Maritza said...

Thanks for the laugh. I'm ready to buy a one way ticket to Jakarta myself.

terra shield said...

Ah, yes, I believe you will make a good travel agent...

Thanks for the laugh :D

Chris said...

There's nothing interesting about correct translation.

mist1 said...

I want to make business with you too. I will need your bank account number and any passwords you may have.

Anonymous said...

Original pick up line :o) funny story!

nusrat said...

That was by far the funniest post you've ever written.

Anonymous said...

OMG...this is the funniest thing i've ever read in my entire life! You deserve an award for this post!