Wednesday, October 11, 2006

ASK THE NERD

Go on. Ask me a question, any question.

...45 minutes later...
Okay, you, the reader, can ask any of the other readers questions as well...how about THAT!

...1 hour later...
How about this: you can ask my mom questions! I'll totally ask her for you.

...1.5 hours later...
Will someone bloody ask me an effin' question already?!

...2 hours later...
Thanks for asking me questions about myself--I promise I'll answer them tonight--but just want to let readers know that I can dish out advice (walking disaster and all, I WAS voted Peer Helper in high school) as well. So, go ahead, ask me for advice, if you'd like.

18 comments:

BigKahuna said...

OK, you asked for it:

1. Yankees or Mets?
2. What is the best thing about your job?
3. What is your favorite word?
4. What is your least favorite word?
5. What turns you on creatively, spiritually or emotionally?
6. What turns you off?
7. What is your favorite curse word?
8. What sound or noise do you love?
9. What sound or noise do you hate?
10. What profession other than your own would you like to attempt?
11. What profession would you not like to do?
12. If Heaven exists, what would you like to hear God say when you arrive at the Pearly Gates?

I think that's a good start...

Anonymous said...

What's your favorite color?
What month were you born in?
Why are you afraid of love or marriage?
What's your favorite food?

Anonymous said...

i think so far noone has asked the questions ms. impatience is looking for. anyone else get that feeling?

passion said...

whats your kyptonite?

SabilaK said...

To answer your question, anonymous #2, NO.

passion said...

Theres a question you are anticipating? relationship?

Will sabilak meet passion when hes in NJ?

Bigkahuna said...

Hmmm. OK.
Please ask you Mom (and perhaps your father)
What is the issue of the Nerddd not being married? Is there a notion of a limit existing that once past the Nerddd would not be able to find a suitable partner?

bigkahuna said...

And while you're at it - I'll ask for advice:
If a belt-loop breaks on your Levis 501s - would you take it as a sign to get new jeans, or repair?

Anonymous said...

I have the perfect guy for you. Will you communicate with him(email, phone call, in person) and then marry him, please? He's in Jersey, has been loking for a decent(LOL)girl. You've been looking for a decent (LOLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLLL) guy. So why not? Okay ,that's 2 questions.

nWe said...

1. Family Ties or Diff'rent Strokes?

2. MacGyver or Michael Knight? (I'm quite torn here, personally)

3. Muppet Babies or Duck Tales?

4. Def Leppard or Bon Jovi? (Again, I'm torn)

5. Restaurant in the city you're dying to try but haven't yet

Cocaine said...

just saw this post on the blog aggregator and I had a few questions of my own - so here we go:
1. I have an ongoing debate with my best buddies about the most famous athlete in the world - we are putting Tiger Woods vs David Beckham..whats your take on that?
2. In a watercooler discussion at work today, one of my colleauges wondered out aloud if there was a word with 4 vowels, in a sequence. We havent found one yet, are you familiar with one?
3.Why do you refer to yourself as the nerd?

I am certain none of these questions were quite what you wew hoping to see, but your perspective would still be much appreciated.

Cheers

Anonymous said...

Has the Nerd ever been in love?
Has the Nerd ever had her heart broken?
Has the Nerd ever been passionately kissed?

mist1 said...

Creamy or crunchy peanut butter?

nusrat said...

Will you hurry up and get laid already?

Yup thats my question. Clearly you need to get some, and quickly at that. Trust me, the sooner you do, the sooner all these hangups about marriage will disappear =)

No Stage Necessary said...

HA HA HA nusrat.

Anonymous said...

Go Nusrat!!

SabilaK said...

Ahem.

SabilaK said...

But I don't have any hangups about marriage!