I know that my readers are wondering if, by dabbling in the world of cool, I'm on the verge of losing my nerdy ways. Without the Nerd, "Revenge of the Nerddd" is simply "Revenge of the" and not only do two wrongs (I'm referring to revenge, of course) fail miserably in making a right but "Revenge of the" is also a deplorably incomplete statement, begging for a noun--ANY noun--and, in turn, asking for trouble.
Rest assured, dear readers, that towards the close of last night's festivities, when asked by a few folks with whom I was speaking for my card, I replied (perhaps a bit too) enthusiastically, "YOU SHOULD READ MY BLOG!"
I then proceeded to scribble my blog's URL on the back of my cards.
Cough. Ahem. Cough.
...and the universe sighs with relief...
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Never. Never. Never.
Do not reveal the blog.
I've done that scribble-on-the-back-of-my-card thing once or twice. Well, maybe once, when I apparently accidentally ingested some Ecstasy before heading to the golf course.
Some important points to keep in mind when doing such a thing: (1) It doesn't really work, at least as far as I can tell, so steel thyself for failure. (2) You run the risk of (a) a police report being filed against you, (b) getting disbarred, and (c) getting evicted, not necessarily in that order. Luckily, I signed up for that new Trump Tower that's going up nearby (hurry, Donald, hurry).
Dear Miss SK,
The Nerd Council has been disturbed to hear of your recent partying activities. After much deliberation, we have decided to pardon this recent blunder and will allow you to continue to be a part of our organization. However, in the future please be advised that partying more than 3 nights in a row can be considered a violation of our charter and is grounds for expulsion.
Yours Truly,
H
You partied? Oh hells know, the sky is falling! :)
I mean hells no!!!
Mist: What can I say? I'm a shameless blogger. Sometimes I wish I was anonymous. Sigh.
Ajax: Cough. Ahem. Cough.
NwE: Well, it was different and I appreciate the gesture.
Anonymous H: I'm ashamed of my conduct. I'll make sure to do nothing but read and Dewey Decimal my books next weekend. Nerd's honor.
Anonymous: Is that you Rach?
The suspense of anonymous commentors is KILLING me. As is fasting. But that's another story.
LOL! I am just the unknown entity.
No guts, no glory.
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