Monday, July 10, 2006
Dear July: An Open Letter (or an open threat??!)
You've given me nothing but suckage this year. You and I are gonna have some serious words if you don't shape up soon.
Why can't you be more like June? You could learn a thing or two about how spectacular months work from June.
Well, you have 21 more days...no, actually, that's 20 days (in a few minutes anyway), to prove that you can be more than a terribly disastrous and poor excuse of a month (A SUMMER MONTH AT THAT!).
If you fail me again, I shall remove you from the will, publicly disown you, and leave everything to June.
I hope we have an understanding.
Anxiously waiting for you to prove yourself,