Tuesday, July 10, 2007

DEAR STRAPPING YOUNG FELLA ON THE TRAIN LAST NIGHT: An Open Letter

Dear Strapping Young Fella on the Train Last Night:

The next time you see a girl struggling for balance while weighed down by three extremely large bags and a medicine ball in a train car that has a busted ac and is filled to what feels like maximum capacity, perhaps--and this is just a suggestion--you might want to offer her your seat instead of spending the duration of the fifteen minute ride staring at her chest, especially if you have plans to mack it to her once you've both arrived at your destination.

Thanks,

The Nerddd

7 comments:

No Stage Necessary said...

Was he desi? Desi men are bastards like that.

State Of Impurity said...

It's a good thing all he did was flirt...imagine if he actually made an attempt at "mackin it"...I am guessing he would have found the medicine ball stuffed up his rear pretty soon after ;)

Anonymous said...

Do you have a stare-worthy chest Sabila?

Anonymous said...

In defense of the strapping young fella your chest is mesmerizing. I'm basing this opinion on the "Sometimes, I pose for Pakistan" picture.

DC Girl said...

haha. what a douche bag!

Terra Shield said...

Why does this enty make me want to laugh?

bigkahuna said...

ok - we need a clarification here:
While I have seen many folks walking with completely stuffed shopping bags - it is rare to find someone toting a a medicine ball.
A medicine ball?!?!?
Por Que?