Okay, I admit that rereading the post below made me vomit in my mouth just a little--which was ill--but, mostly, it made me smile, so I was able to ignore the gross vomiting bit.
In other news, Linksys has finally breathed its last miserable breath. It was a useless, waste of a wireless router while it lived and will certainly be remembered as a two-bit, worthless, and miserable excuse for technology during those rare instances when it is remembered. I highly, highly, highly discourage anyone from wasting their $49.95 on this piece of crap.
I now have to look into buying an Airport, which is what I should've done in the first place seeing that I'm all about Apple.