Tuesday, January 22, 2008

GIANT CARROTS!

Forgive me readers for I have sinned. It's been four days since my last blog post.

I'm tired and a bit uninspired so, for the moment, I leave you with GIANT CARROTS. You read right! GIANT CARROTS! Look at the size of these root vegetables.



No, your eyes aren't fooling you! The upside down pic above (upside down because my computer refuses to save changes once I rotate the damned image) is of the GIANT CARROTS I found in China Town. I've propped them next to a can of diet Mountain Dw to give you an idea of how big they are. It's astounding! The carrot to the right (to the left once the damned image is rightside up) stands twelve inches tall, while the carrot to the left (the right, the RIGHT!) towers above the five inch tall can of soda with a height of thirteen inches. THAT'S THIRTEEN INCHES, READERS!

SHOCKING!

Here are the GIANT CARROTS at a different angle:



Look at those circumferences, ladies and gentlemen! Staggering! At 8.5 inches wide, the carrot to the right measures slightly less than the nine inch circumference of the soda bottle. But, get ready for this boys and girls: the carrot to the right matches our soda can inch for inch! AMAZING!

Chinatown: it's where the genetically freakish carrots live.

Awesome!

8 comments:

Sasha said...

(AHEM)...

=)

you are SO freakin' funny. i love you!

bugs bunny said...

Genius. Please people no phallic references.

Anonymous said...

the giant Chinese carrots certainly do make up for the rather "tiny" Chinese men...

Francesca said...

Refrigerator stalactites!

Are you making soup with those things?

bugs bunny said...

anon-

was that a swip at mp?

Anonymous said...

I know exactly why you posted that picture upside down. LOL!

Nusrat said...

Upside down giant carrots and all this talk of circumferences tells me only one thing. You need to go get you some. Now.

Anonymous said...

Wait a sec...MP's Asian?