I'd like to chuck the following pick-up line right into the "things best expunged from memory" wastebasket:
"I can make you number 96, baby..."
Vomit.
Pardon me.
Your Nerd.
Clearly, more guys need to read the following book:
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which book?
Amazing how guys think lines like that would actually give them a positive result!!!
my personal favorite is::
"Hey Princess Jasmine, what do you say you and me go for a magic carpet ride?"
Actually, the classic book is "You're So Fine, I'd Drink a Tub of Your Bathwater: Over 500 No-Fail Pickup Lines That Work on the Bus, in the Bar, in the Neighborhood Store"
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