Tuesday, August 14, 2007

DEAR MADLIBBIN' PARASAILER: An Open Letter

Dear Madlibbin' Parasailer*:

How you doin'?
Ahem.

Yours,
The Nerddd

*Madlibbin' Parasailer is a(n) (in)frequent blog commenter, veiled in a shroud of anonymity, to whom our Nerddd has taken a shine.

This post demonstrates, better than any of her previous posts, our Nerddd's weak game and total cluelessness when it comes to man.

Will the Madlibbin' Parasailer speak?
Will he be turned off by the absurd dramatization of this post?
Will he feel objectified and tell our Nerddd off?

Stay tuned folks!

4 comments:

madlibbin' parasailer said...

My dearest Nerddd,

Your anti-game is most charming. The way you absurdly dramatize your total cluelessness when it comes to men is, perhaps, even more charming. And the way you blush about the British use of the word "Fanny" is absurdly charming.

And despite my (in)frequent posts, I did score a 9/10 on your last "How Well Do You Know Our Nerdd" test (second only to Alan Greenspan, I might add) so I am, at worst, a reasonably frequent reader.

But, apparantly, to you, I am veiled in a shroud of anonymity. To make it up to you, I'm ready for your Nerddd-styled Q&A - "So - ask me questions - the questions can be about me, you, your in-laws, your neighbors, Brad Pitt, or freakin' Bhutan*. I'll answer them tomnorrow."

* (As an aside, you can actually ask me about Bhutan - I've been there recently)

SabilaK said...

Dear Madlibbin' Parasailer:

I shall have a list of questions for you to answer tomorrow! Beware, some of the questions will come from my friends......

SabilaK said...

Whoa. Where have all my commenters gone?
Are you all weirded out by this?

Cyberfish said...

I think they are all jealous that madlibber has managed to do in a few short platitudes what everyone else has not managed in a couple of years of readership: capture the attention and e-heart of yourself. Thus relegating themselves for the time being to "hater" status. Or perhaps they are all simply awestricken...I include myself in that category