Dear Madlibbin' Parasailer*:
How you doin'?
*Madlibbin' Parasailer is a(n) (in)frequent blog commenter, veiled in a shroud of anonymity, to whom our Nerddd has taken a shine.
This post demonstrates, better than any of her previous posts, our Nerddd's weak game and total cluelessness when it comes to man.
Will the Madlibbin' Parasailer speak?
Will he be turned off by the absurd dramatization of this post?
Will he feel objectified and tell our Nerddd off?
Stay tuned folks!