Yes, I have writer's block.
Yes, it feels like my insides have melted and are now drowning my creativity.
Anyone know CPR? Anyone? Anyone?
Yes, it's 4AM. Yes, I'm about to go back to sleep. Yes, I just felt like dropping my readers a note to apologize for my recent string of glaringly lacking in substance posts (not that there was much substance in my previous posts...but dudes, you know what I mean).
In the meantime, how about you folks submit to me your Nerd of the Day applications.
I've received not so many ever since asking for them (and by not so many, I mean zero). Jeez, one would think that 1) you don't care to be my Nerds of the Day or 2) you're (gasp!) cool kids.
6 comments:
hellllooooo????
I asked to be the nerd of the day.
=(
I need an application. I need details, my dear...details.
Umm, excuse me! -- obviously everyone is just intimidated by my utter uber-nerdiness, darling. In other news... I've just sent two frantic e-mail messages to your work account, which you can check tomorrow (re: a paper I'm scheming), but you must, must, must help me! And, yes, it may cause you to revoke my NotD status: I'm writing about Lad Lit.
i'll hand in an application, but be warned...the details of the application will be entirely fabricated a la james frey.
You nerd wannabe!
Maybe Oprah will take a liking to you.
Rich, dearest, I replied to your email from work. Let me know if it makes sense.
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