I'LL BLOODY BE IN THE BLOODY UK DURING THE WEEK OF THE BLOODY WORLD SERIES!!!!!!
What the EFF*?!!!!!
WHY, OH WHY MUST LONDON BE FREAKIN' 5 HOURS AHEAD OF US! THERE'S NO WAY I CAN STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND EXPECT TO BE A FUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEING THE FOLLOWING MORNING!
I'm too old to learn how to pull all nighters now.
I knew this was too good to be true.
*I'm one week into Ramadan. In addition to abstaining from food and drink during the day all Muslims are to refrain from, really, anything negative, which includes swearing. I try not to swear but every so often, those pesky little bad words slip past my God-fearing lips. Let's take for instance what happened this morning. I was shocked, outraged, and angered at the fact that someone who's as devoted a baseball fan as I am wouldn't realize sooner that I'D BLOODY BE IN THE BLOODY UK DURING THE WEEK OF THE BLOODY WORLD SERIES:
"I'M GOING TO BLOODY BE IN THE BLOODY UK DURING THE BLOODY WORLD SERIES?! FUUUUCK!...wait-shit-I'm-not-supposed-to-curse!"