I'LL BLOODY BE IN THE BLOODY UK DURING THE WEEK OF THE BLOODY WORLD SERIES!!!!!!
What the EFF*?!!!!!
WHY, OH WHY MUST LONDON BE FREAKIN' 5 HOURS AHEAD OF US! THERE'S NO WAY I CAN STAY UP ALL NIGHT AND EXPECT TO BE A FUNCTIONAL HUMAN BEING THE FOLLOWING MORNING!
I'm too old to learn how to pull all nighters now.
Sigh.
I knew this was too good to be true.
*I'm one week into Ramadan. In addition to abstaining from food and drink during the day all Muslims are to refrain from, really, anything negative, which includes swearing. I try not to swear but every so often, those pesky little bad words slip past my God-fearing lips. Let's take for instance what happened this morning. I was shocked, outraged, and angered at the fact that someone who's as devoted a baseball fan as I am wouldn't realize sooner that I'D BLOODY BE IN THE BLOODY UK DURING THE WEEK OF THE BLOODY WORLD SERIES:
"I'M GOING TO BLOODY BE IN THE BLOODY UK DURING THE BLOODY WORLD SERIES?! FUUUUCK!...wait-shit-I'm-not-supposed-to-curse!"
9 comments:
Defense Phase 2 Auntie will surely frown on this.
watch european soccer, you will find the men far hotter ! :P
Bring it on Auntie, BRING-IT-ON!
What a drama queen you must be real life!
...and God-fearing; HARDLY!
Don't worry, the Yankees won't make it to the series anyways
Oye- Anonymous from 10:50am. do not calls nerds a drama queen. She is confused not dramas. Ramzan is very hard and she is a good girl for fasting and trying to clean up her ways.
Hopefully she will realize that she should stop being spinsters and doing trips with boys and to london by herself and maybe use the internets to find a husband instead of publishing all of her thinkings on blogs.
My freinds cousins son found a boy on Shaadi.com. Maybe you should try that.
Defense Phase 2 Auntie
Well, sometimes there's nothing quite so satisfying as letting fly a four-letter word. Or two. Especially if you look like a Perfect Lady.
Defense Phase 2 Auntie's comment disappoints me. I was hoping for something more dramatic :D
Swear words are great when you want to vent out anger/frustrations, etc but don't want to get into serious trouble... :)
i dont write these things for your enjoyments. I write them to put sense in Nerds head. She need to stop spinstering.
Defense Phase 2 auntie
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