I'm so curious to find out how my favorite commenters will score on the quiz!
In other news, while cleaning out a closet, I found myself with one of those Magic 8 balls that were all the rage in the '90s in hand. Of course, I decided to give it a shake. The results were, to say the very least, disenchanting. If the bloody stupid ball has its way, my future holds the following pitiful layers of pitifulness (there are a couple of stars here but, alas, the more pitiable perdictions totally eclipse them):
Outlook's not so good on my being independently wealthy and owning luxurious real estate around the world;
the ball's sources say no, I will not be a spinster;
but it also says that I'm most likely to be single for another decade;
and that I may rely on my being incredibly lonely for a very long time;
I shouldn't count on ever having kids;
but it is certain that I will win the MegaMillions lottery (this prediction made my mother, the only person I know who regularly plays the lotto, very happy and now she's trying to convince me to play this week's draw);
it is very doubtful that I will have a good time on the 19th (dear you-know-who...obviously, this magic 8 ball business is a crock of shite);
as far as having a tremendously great time in London, according to the blasted ball, it is decidedly so.
I trashed the stupidly idiotic magic 8 ball.
I need sleep.
Ciao kittens.
9 comments:
Pakistanis get the job done, well atleast not the crazy ones. It's the truth. But anways, go find yourself an Indian or Pakistani lawyer and get married.
89%!
The magic 8-ball will say anything for a good shake.
Hot date on the 19th??? Come on, spill! Meeting MP?
I came out as "Nerd God"
Man, I been programming too long ;-)
Anonymous: I thought it was Pakistani and Indian doctors that got the job done?
psy: you're a far better nerd than I. I'm humbled.
Anonymous: Hot date? Who said anything about a hot date? Ahem.
BK:
Clearly, you need to run for office now and win.
Pakistani and Indian men in general get the job done in so many ways: they are more marriage material, a lot can cook, and a lot can hold an intelligent conversation etc etc. Above all a lot are practical people. And yeah the doctors are great too, you just have to find someone that will support you even if you are working or not. When a man doesn't force you to work and a lot of the rich ones won't it shows that they will be much more reliable for the future.
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